Kanye West’s Malibu mansion saga is a masterclass in how not to flip a house. He took a $57 million architectural marvel and turned it into a $39 million “fixer-upper” – if by “fixer-upper” you mean he gutted it and made a really expensive home for seagulls to shit all over. The property, designed by the esteemed Japanese architect Tadao Ando, was supposed to be a testament to Kanye West’s visionary taste. Instead, it became another chapter in the artist’s growing list of abandoned projects and failures.

Kanye West bought this oceanfront home in December 2021 for a cool $57.3 million, likely with dreams of turning it into his latest masterpiece. And like many of Kanye West’s dreams, this one quickly turned into a nightmare. By early 2022, amid his divorce from Kim Kardashian, Kanye West had started ripping apart the mansion’s 4,000 square feet of living space. He removed the floor-to-ceiling windows, leaving the home exposed to Malibu’s elements, and stripped the interior down to its bare bones, literally.

The idea, presumably, was to make the property his own, but as is often the case with Kanye West, the execution was a bit…chaotic. The house was left to deteriorate as the Pacific Oceans did its best to reclaim the structure. With no one around to maintain it, even the neighbors noticed the decay and commented on how the place was slowly becoming a seaside ruin. Meanwhile, Kanye West’s attention drifted to other projects, controversies like Adidas ending their contract after he said some racist things, and international escapades with his new wife Bianca Censori who looks incredibly similar to his ex-wife Kim Kardashian, all the while leaving the house abandoned and unfinished.

Fast forward to 2024, and the once-iconic mansion, now a concrete skeleton, has finally found a buyer. But here’s the kicker: Kanye West sold it for $39 million, representing a loss of!

It’s almost as if the new owner is buying Kanye West’s unfinished dream rather than a livable home. The property’s architectural pedigree and prime location on Malibu Road were probably the only things keeping the price from plummeting even further.

Jason Oppenheim, of the TV show “Selling Sunset” fame, was the lucky real estate agent who managed to unload this “open canvas” to someone with deep pockets and a vivid imagination. Jason Oppenheim was quick to highlight the property’s potential, calling it a unique opportunity for a “discerning buyer.” If that isn’t the understatement of the year! I’m pretty sure that’s real estate code for “good luck turning this concrete block into something habitable”.

So, while Kanye West may have lost millions on this venture, he’s probably not losing sleep over it. If nothing else, Kanye West’s Malibu mansion serves as a cautionary tale: just because you can buy a $57 million house doesn’t mean you can flip it and turn a profit.

Kanye West Finds a Buyer for $39 Million Malibu Mansion He Gutted, Removed Windows from and Abandoned