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- 🔌🚗💡 Tesla Is In Trouble, But Is Elon Musk The Right Answer?by Chris Thompson on April 23, 2025 at 5:05 pm
Saying “please” and “thank you” to ChatGPT is costing it a fortune, and Chipotle is expanding into Mexico
- 🥚 Easter 2025 Got A Lot More Eggs-pensiveby Chris Thompson on April 21, 2025 at 4:04 pm
Weddings are getting more expensive thanks to inflation, but at least the new movie “Sinners” made $61 million dollars at the worldwide box […]
- 📟 Nostalgic Trends From The ‘90s & Early 2000s Are Back, Baby!by Chris Thompson on April 18, 2025 at 2:43 pm
MrBeast is creating his own vision of a Disney empire, and washed up NFL QB Aaron Rodgers says he’s in no rush to decide which unfortunate team […]
- 🍎 Apple Shipped $2 Billion Dollars Worth Of iPhones To The U.S. From Indiaby Chris Thompson on April 16, 2025 at 3:00 pm
Starbucks is getting stricter with their dress code to boost sales, and Jason Momoa says he’ll be back in the 3rd Dune despite dying in the 2nd […]
- 🤯 Tariffs Are Making It Impossible For Businesses To Plan For Anything These Daysby Chris Thompson on April 14, 2025 at 3:14 pm
Lorne Michaels is bringing SNL to London, and Inter Miami FC & Lionel Messi are nearing an agreement on a contract extension
- ☠ No One Is Going To Win This Trade War Between The U.S. and Chinaby Chris Thompson on April 11, 2025 at 2:25 pm
Prada acquires Italian luxury fashion house Versace, and they’re making a sequel to Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood”
- 🍫 MrBeast Is Actually Happy About Tariffsby Chris Thompson on April 9, 2025 at 2:40 pm
Zipline is delivering groceries by drone for Walmart, and screaming “Chicken Jockey!” during “A Minecraft Movie” can get you arrested
- 😭 Welcome To The Beginning Of The Great Recession Of 2025!by Chris Thompson on April 7, 2025 at 4:45 pm
Don’t look at your 401Ks, instead let’s talk about how “A Minecraft Movie” made $301 million dollars worldwide on its opening weekend.
- 😎 Shifting Snowdrifts: Canadian Snowbirds Are Cooling On The U.S. Real Estate Marketby Chris Thompson on April 4, 2025 at 4:57 pm
Zelle is shutting down their app that no one even uses, and Jason & Kylie Kelce welcome their 4th daughter Finnley Anne Kelce
- ⚾ “Torpedo” Bats Are Taking Over The 2025 MLB Seasonby Chris Thompson on April 2, 2025 at 5:07 pm
Val “Iceman” Kilmer passes away at 65 from pneumonia, and Tesla delivers 13% less vehicles
- 🤖 Elon Musk’s xAI Just Acquired His X/Twitter In A $33 Billion Dollar Dealby Chris Thompson on March 31, 2025 at 3:47 pm
Egg prices are starting to drop, Aston Martin is selling their minority stake in their Formula 1 team, and Former Miami Dolphins star Mike Pouncey is […]
- 🟡 Humans Love GOLD as it reaches $3,076 An Ounce!by Chris Thompson on March 28, 2025 at 4:10 pm
Peyton Manning’s Omaha Productions is worth $750 million dollars, and Mark Zuckerberg is bringing back a Friends feed button as a “throwback to OG […]
- 🎧 The Metaverse Welcomes Napsterby Chris Thompson on March 26, 2025 at 3:29 pm
Stephen Curry and Michelle Obama launch Plezi Hydration, and Nas and DJ Premier prepare to drop a new album
- 🧬 Looks Like Bankruptcy Is In 23andMe’s DNAby Chris Thompson on March 24, 2025 at 4:00 pm
The world lost one of the best fighters and entrepreneurs with the passing of George Foreman, and things got a little hot-and-heavy during the […]
- 🌿 Edible Arrangements Drops New Edibles.com For The Hemp Drinkers And Edibles Crowdby Chris Thompson on March 21, 2025 at 3:59 pm
Will Smith is dropping his first album in 20 years, and Disney’s “Snow White” remake is set to smash box office records with its release
- 🌮 Yum Brands Is Bringing Nvidia’s AI To A Taco Bell Drive-thru Near Youby Chris Thompson on March 19, 2025 at 3:34 pm
EVs will make up 1⁄3 of Cadillac’s vehicle line up for 2025, and NASA returned astronauts Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams from space in a SpaceX […]
- 📻 Trump Kills Voice of Americaby Chris Thompson on March 17, 2025 at 4:33 pm
Apple TV+ confirms “Ted Lasso” coming back for season 4, Klarna steals Walmart deal from Affirm, and photo calorie-counting app Cal AI takes off
- 🕺Could The TikTok Sale Saga Be All For Not?by Chris Thompson on March 14, 2025 at 3:22 pm
Wonder acquires TasteMade, the stockmarket has now lost over $5 trillion dollars in value in 2025, and the NY Giants re-sign Tommy DeVito as their […]
- 🏈 Josh Allen Lands $330 Million Dollar Contract Extension With The Billsby Chris Thompson on March 12, 2025 at 3:23 pm
Ad spending on women’s sports doubled in 2024, weekly mortgage demand is up 11%, and sleepmaxxing is a new trend you should know more about
- 🏂 Shaun White Launches The Snow Leagueby Chris Thompson on March 10, 2025 at 5:00 pm
Meta draws in a younger crowd with Facebook Marketplace, Rocket Companies to acquire Redfin, and Pierce Brosnan says 007 must remain British